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The Leviathan Chronicles 

A kickass audio drama about a civil war between two powerful groups of Immortals, created by all around badass Christof Laputka. Listening to The Leviathan Chronicles is possibly one of the greatest things that will ever happen to your ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Also, it's FREE.

All of your arguments for not listening to The Leviathan Chronicles are, by default, invalid.
Fan #1: Hey, did you listen to the season finale of The Leviathan Chronicles?

Fan #2: Yes, and it was the greatest thing that had ever happened to my ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Soon-To-Be-Fan: Hey, where can I find this Leviathan Chronicles thing?

Fan #3: At www . leviathanchronicles . com , or the iTunes store.

Orpah the Leviathan 

Queen of the underground; one of many forms of degenerate evil loosed upon this sick world.

Legend has it that upon fierce copulation with Goro, she gave birth to Moran, father of the moleman race. As of late, has resurfaced under the guise of Oprah, a daytime talkshow host.
"Man, I just referenced Orpah the Leviathan in conversation, and NOBODY had any idea of what-the-fuck I was talking about. Not a problem though, because M. Bison flew outta nowhere and kicked them in the ear."

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality 

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality

Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""

Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""
Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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