the grandpa
A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.
the grandpa by Honeypizzle May 15, 2009
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The Grandpa
While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.
The Grandpa by Amanda, Dillon, and Levy December 7, 2006
Are you or are you not the grandpa
When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.
Are you or are you not the grandpa by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 13, 2023
the Redneck Grandpa
The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
the Redneck Grandpa by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021
grandpa on the shitter
This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.
Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.
grandpa on the shitter by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016
grandpa pass the milk
When an old man is having sex with many different old women and so the milk means semen and grandpa refers to old man.
grandpa pass the milk by bobberson May 8, 2008
grandpa in the yard
grandpa in the yard by thelod June 24, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.