While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.
by Amanda, Dillon, and Levy December 06, 2006
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
by Cpuny September 03, 2019
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005
by sketch April 18, 2005
When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.
Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!
by DeeDoggy January 20, 2019
A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.
by Honeypizzle May 16, 2009
by frabrizio September 24, 2016