Florida Snow Monkey

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

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Music to my nose

When you crush up and snort caffeine pills and then sniff computer duster.

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A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.

"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"

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a man ejaculates inside of a woman while she is queefing

i gave my girl the jbl speaker pussy. the cum bounced like on a jbl speaker.

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When the zookeeper lets all the animals out of their cages, and they all partake in a massive orgasim.

I've always wanted to be a zookeeper so I could cause a Zorgy.

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When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.

Are you or are you not the grandpa?

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when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.

i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.

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