The Gerbil
A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
The Gerbil by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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Change the Gerbil
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017
Kevin the gerbil
Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
Kevin the gerbil by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012
jumped the gerbil
jumped the gerbil by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006
drown the gerbil
A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.
drown the gerbil by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006
Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk
Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk by oneequalszero September 5, 2006
taping the gerbil
v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.
2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.
1. To study hard; doing homework.
2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.
taping the gerbil by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006
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