When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009
When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.
by FieryDragonLover July 14, 2020
Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
by james savik January 3, 2023
1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.
2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:
Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.
You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.
You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
by Chashuman August 20, 2019
by DOW September 26, 2006
I'm going to "epstein" myself.........
That got just got epsteined...........
Let's put an epstein out on that guy............
That got just got epsteined...........
Let's put an epstein out on that guy............
by #AlexisMason September 15, 2022