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The Emily 

A sexposition involving 4 people in a square formation...
The Emily by Schmem April 24, 2009
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the emily myers 

A girl who comes off as sweet and sensitive but turns out to be a lil hoe. She's still sweet tho!!! You'll end up loving this lil blondie and if you're lucky, you'll understand why "the" is in front of her name
All aboard the "the emily myers" express!
the emily myers by blondie0821 February 15, 2018

The Emily Kornhoff Effect 

1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.

2 .Running a shady nursing home.
She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.

Emily The Strange 

A fantastic comic book series and delightful cartoon character created by...someone who is not me (I forgot). She is often seen on T-shirts.
Emily the Strange is the only American comic book I like.
Emily The Strange by PoPiPo October 6, 2011

emily the strange 

1.another media gimmick that tries to get kids to feel diffrent and special.....while only acting like everyone else who likes emily the strange.

2. Contradiction. Emily supposedly follows her own rules and is an anti-hero. How can her fans be like her when she an anti-hero?
omfg!! look at me!! i'm wearing emily the strange clothes

Emily the Strange 

a very unintelligent brand that all wearers pay a billion dollars for in the hopes that wearing it will make them appear oh so witty for wearing a shirt that say "i hate life. or Rules are meant to be broken". What they seem to fail to realize is that if you really were a rebel you wouldn't need to buy a shirt with a girl who never goes out and doesn't have a natural lip color and is a crazed cat woman in order to be one.
Person#1: Oh hello, look at me and my really tight too small Emily the Strange t-shirt that says "emily says:break the rules and make up your own" aren't i the toughest s*** ever?

Person#2: ok toughie, lets go rob a bank!

Person#1: Oh no, i am so sorry but my mom gave me a two o clock in the afternoon curfew. Latazz!

emily the strange 

Cool character found on a whole ton of merchandise. Some posers think that wearing Emily the Strange and Ruby Gloom stuff makes them emo or whatever but it doesn't. ITs just a cool character. Get over it posers, you're ruining it for the rest of us.
Poser: Im sooo deperessed, unique, emo, suicidal etc with this emily the strange bag
Normal person who happens to think emily is cool: fuck you
emily the strange by xxxbexxxx September 22, 2005
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