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Definitions by BigDuke6

The Emily Kornhoff Effect 

1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.

2 .Running a shady nursing home.
She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.

Bob Saget Shuffle 

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.
Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

Motown Handshake 

The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.
1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.

2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.
Motown Handshake by BigDuke6 August 5, 2011

Kwik Trip 

1. Taking a dump in a woman's purse.

2. Inferior off brand items.
1. Woah! Johhny took a dump in that chicks purse! He just kwik tripped!

2. Yeah, Patrick just bought some crappy generic energy drink. He sure pulled a Kwik Trip.
Kwik Trip by BigDuke6 May 26, 2010