Sexposition
Game of Thrones: Littlefinger gives a long soliloquy while two prostitutes practice their trade in the background, thus, sexposition.
Sexposition by Dr. Gojira June 20, 2011
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Sexposition
A method of explaining the plot, usually used in Game of Thrones, in which characters or people spout exposition and explain what is going on in the story while engaging in sexual activities
Sexposition by Dynasty98 April 24, 2015
Sexposition
"The sexposition in Lemon Stealing Whore was so hilarious it became a meme"
"The sexposition was so much more interesting than the actual sex!"
"The sexposition was so much more interesting than the actual sex!"
Sexposition by CaramelFuck October 15, 2018
squidward sex position
When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.
squidward sex position by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014
The Princess (sex position)
This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.
The Princess (sex position) by agr3.14 May 24, 2018
ALEX SEX POSITION
ALEX SEX POSITION by OLYMPIOUS February 1, 2022
Magic Conch (Sex Position)
You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Magic Conch (Sex Position) by Faeiju October 12, 2019