The Douchy 

The pose of holding one's knuckle above your chin and holding a pose. Started by B-Boys and now has spread to the douche bag population.
Often used by guys who get their photos taken at the mall or in their myspace photo. Often seen in group party photos.
Can be used to decribe the pose or the person holding the pose.

Girl 1(while staring at photos on Facebook)
I can't believe I was so drunk I hooked up with that guy.
Girl 2
Let me guess...The Douchy.

Girl 1

I am never drinking again.

The Douchy by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009

The Douchebag Theory 

The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.

The douchebag theory, the answer to everything.

The Douchebag Theory by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011

Luck of the Douche 

An achievement with seemingly impossible odds accomplished in a the douchiest of ways.

Cracka three-shotting the Ogres would be Luck of the Douche.

Luck of the Douche by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007

Drinkin from the douchebag 

When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.

I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.

Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.

Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye

Drinkin from the douchebag by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. 

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

the douche 

someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!

Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!

the douche by Green Luigi August 17, 2006

PoePouche The Douche 

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

PoePouche The Douche by Poehater626 December 4, 2018