Slang; "crowd the donna" has many uses in modern slang, though it originated as a sexual expression for vaginal or anal penetration. It reached widespread use in the early 1930s in Witchita, Kansas, when a young gang calling themselves "The Crowded Donnas" popularized the term.
see also: Monitor the Ocie
"I'm gonna crowd your donna"; "Go crowd your own donna"; in anger, nonsexual: "I'm totally gonna crowd your donna 'til your face bleeds"; "tonight I'm gonna go out and crowd some donnas"; "My donna needs a good crowding"
Slight variation to the Kentucky Tractor Pull. Before sex, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. Once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the anal muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.
Can I barrow a balloon? It's my husband's birthday and I really want to give him a good pull tonight. He's very homesick and The Kentucky Donna really reminds him of his late mother.
The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.
Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The DonaldTrump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.