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The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.
Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"
by Stormy Daniels October 09, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006
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A sexual position at with where the male will "Donaldtrump" or hide in a bunker while the female wasn't a to have sex so the female breaks into the bunker and murder the male then fuck him
Martha: I gave my husband thedonaldtrump.
Tina: aren't you worried that you will get arrested ?
Martha: no.
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by Banana buoy June 22, 2020
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A small white penis that causes one to become nervous about any concept that involves size.
I wish I was black with a BBC, but I was born with the Donald Trump and now I spend all of my time convincing people that my hands are normal-sized.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018
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When you start having heterosexual sex and then turn and have homosexual sex. Only to turn back around to having hetero sex to finish. While jerking off the homosexual
Hey Larry remember when we were gay ?
Hell yeah Marv I did The Donald Trump on your ass.
Good thing we like pussy now.
by My pseudonym online July 10, 2018
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A oral sex act in which a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and then proceeds to let you blow it over their face. After this has been accomplished you reach into a bowl of Cheetos crunch them in your hand and throw it onto their face. If you say “incredible” or “unbelievable” it will most likely enhance the act.
I was in my parents room when me and sally did “the Donald Trump” it was unbelievable!
by Slobknob247 March 05, 2019
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