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The Dennis 

An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.

I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
The Dennis by themenace March 20, 2012
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The Dennis System 

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
The Dennis System by delamp November 21, 2009

the dennis kelly 

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

dennis the penis 

Nickname or Stage name of Adult Film Star Dennis Fandrick. Dennis Starred in over 90 films during the late 1980's heyday of straight to video Adult Films. Starring with such adult film actresses as, Stacy Donovan, Janelle Cumming, Christy Canyon and Shauna Grant. Dennis was billed in movies under his stage name, Dennis the Penis and in several early films under the name Dennis Fandrick. He is believed to have left the Adult Film industry in 1990 and is currently working in the Mainstream Hollywood movie industry on the production side of the camera.
1985's "Crystal Balls" starring, Candie Evans and Dennis the Penis.
dennis the penis by fuzzard September 4, 2008

Dennis the Menace 

A form of pill popular in early 90s rave culture, where extacy was supplied in red and black capsules, named after the 'Beano' comic strip character. see also Rhubarb and Custard
"Hey man, what you got"
"I got some Dennis the Menace... Have you been menaced yet!?
These things will have you dancing on the stage with your trowsers round your ankles."
Dennis the Menace by Jules W December 17, 2008

Dennis the Menace 

A sexual situation in which a man removes a condom after thorough use(filled with semen), places the filled condom in a slingshot and launches the payload at an unsuspecting female companions face. The condom hits the woman with a humiliating, stinging and resounding slap. The male then shouts: "Dennis the Menace, bitch!"
"Did you hear that Scott "dennis the menace'd" his girlfriend last night!?"

"No way! I bet she was pissed!"

"I don't know, I think he was too busy playing WoW to notice."

dennis the menace 

this is used as a slang term for anal, or "butt sex"
I could tell when Justin and Eli exited their bedroom they were up to some dennis the menace by the smell that filled the room.
dennis the menace by gsmock45 February 15, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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