The Cocita
The Cocita by Brent March 12, 2005
Words you can keep
The cocktail
Where you take shrimp and put them on your dick, and add cocktail sauce on top. You do this to make it more interesting.
The cocktail by zippyclean January 17, 2019
the hipster cocktail
the hipster cocktail by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013
The Morro Cocktail
The Morro Cocktail by Jazz monkey August 12, 2022
The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail
This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
The Gentlemen's Cocktail
A Gentlemen's Cocktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. As martini's use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, NOW the Gentlemen's Cocktail uses PICKLE juice. The cocktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a DIFFERENT type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the glass with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). Add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the glass for appearence. There, you have a gentlemens cocktail. Though it DOES sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you WILL NOT be disappointed.
"Bartender, I'm in the mood for something with a touch of class, and a touch of craziness. How about a The Gentlemen's Cocktail."
The Gentlemen's Cocktail by Vandehlay May 1, 2009
The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026