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Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
Churn the Dookie Butter by MM85 July 15, 2014

Churn the Cream 

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

The Butter Churn 

A polygamous sex act in which a women lies on her shoulders with her legs up in the air spread at about 90 degrees. One man stands perpendicular to her and between her legs, and positions his penis straight down into her vagina. Two other men (or women if they have the upper body strength) stand on either side and hold on to the woman's ankles. They then pull her up and down onto the man's penis, using her legs just like the handle on a butter churn.
Dan, Mike, Cindy, and I were bored last night after Scrabble-O-Rama so we turned that bitch into the butter churn.
The Butter Churn by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

Churn the wheel 

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.
Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."
Churn the wheel by TheGang57 July 10, 2010

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk
I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

Churn the Butter 

During a gay orgy, multiple tops will cum in the ass of a bottom until he can't pack any

more in and then a final top (usually with biggest penis of the group) will forcibly pound all the semen deeper inside his rectum. Like a butter churn. *squish* *squish*
I wouldn't date that power bottom if I was you, I heard he loves to churn the butter, what a gross queen.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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