The Churn

The changes that come with life. Usually creating major life change.

My girlfriend left me. Into the churn.

by MythicMilk January 22, 2021

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014

Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

The Butter Churn

A polygamous sex act in which a women lies on her shoulders with her legs up in the air spread at about 90 degrees. One man stands perpendicular to her and between her legs, and positions his penis straight down into her vagina. Two other men (or women if they have the upper body strength) stand on either side and hold on to the woman's ankles. They then pull her up and down onto the man's penis, using her legs just like the handle on a butter churn.

Dan, Mike, Cindy, and I were bored last night after Scrabble-O-Rama so we turned that bitch into the butter churn.

by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

Churn the wheel

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

by TheGang57 July 10, 2010

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

by MasturBatem22222 March 29, 2010

Churn the Butter

During a gay orgy, multiple tops will cum in the ass of a bottom until he can't pack any

more in and then a final top (usually with biggest penis of the group) will forcibly pound all the semen deeper inside his rectum. Like a butter churn. *squish* *squish*

I wouldn't date that power bottom if I was you, I heard he loves to churn the butter, what a gross queen.

by Bacchuspup June 2, 2015