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fungus the chungus 

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"

Chiefing on the Chungus

Continuing to do something that someone else warned you not to, specifically because someone you personally like more than the one who warned you told you to.
"Countless people telling you to fuck off for your own safety, but you listened to your plug, and kept chiefing on the chungus 💀💀💀. This is indeed, natural selection."

Chungus of the East 

A slavic embodiment of the big chungus himself. Beware, he might look friendly, but once he is angered you don't wanna know whats gonna happen to you. Stay alert, for underneath his innocence is a chungus of no match.
Friend 1: Hey did u see the Chungus of the East yesterday??
Friend 2: Hahahah of course! Looking innocent as ever!!
Chungus of the East: Chunga Ha Chunga WHO Baka Chunga Baka Chunga (the chungan rhythmic anthem)

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third 

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum
Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

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Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

fungus of the cungus 

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.
Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!
fungus of the cungus by jm6789 November 11, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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