The Chungus 

When something is the absolute best. Nothing can compare.

I found $20 on the ground, that’s the chungus.

The Chungus by Babycakes699 October 15, 2021

fungus the chungus 

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.

Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"

fungus the chungus by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019

Chiefing on the Chungus

Continuing to do something that someone else warned you not to, specifically because someone you personally like more than the one who warned you told you to.

"Countless people telling you to fuck off for your own safety, but you listened to your plug, and kept chiefing on the chungus 💀💀💀. This is indeed, natural selection."

Chiefing on the Chungus by MissAdelineCatgirl January 1, 2026

Chungus of the East 

A slavic embodiment of the big chungus himself. Beware, he might look friendly, but once he is angered you don't wanna know whats gonna happen to you. Stay alert, for underneath his innocence is a chungus of no match.

Friend 1: Hey did u see the Chungus of the East yesterday??
Friend 2: Hahahah of course! Looking innocent as ever!!
Chungus of the East: Chunga Ha Chunga WHO Baka Chunga Baka Chunga (the chungan rhythmic anthem)

Chungus of the East by yeetus cleetus May 30, 2021

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third 

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum

Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third by Timilimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimli July 5, 2022

Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

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Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet by PatrickMarsalek June 5, 2019

fungus of the cungus 

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

fungus of the cungus by jm6789 November 11, 2012