The Calum

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A calum is a person or group who are being mood killers, ruining the overall vibe of a group of people or trying to make your jokes meaningless by “caluming” them. They can often be seen as people who are not fond when a joke is directed towards them however, these people “calums” are very eager to dish out insults to everyone around them. This is not just an insult or a slur it is a way someone presents themselves to other people, its the way you can describe anyone no matter race, religion, world views or appearance. Anyone can be a Calum at some point in their life.
Hey your being a real calum right now. That person is caluming it. No need to calum us.

Hey The Calum is the worse person in the world.

The Calum by J1.Hugsa October 12, 2026

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The callmecarson effect

Calling someone a pedophile when they date someone whos one year younger than them.

Callmecarson dated a 17 year old when he was 19. People labed him a pedophile. Now everyone on Twitter calls a one year age gap pedophilia
This is The callmecarson effect

The callmecarson effect by Blackknight666 February 14, 2021

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The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

The Callum Handwash by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

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Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

Clobber the calamari by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

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On the calm

An extremely smooth way to say "for real" or "legit".

Wow, the guy ordered an appletini. He is type lame, on the calm.

On the calm by dangerousdairy January 7, 2012

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The callmecarson

You need to call him Carson

Hey, The Callmecarson (don't call him Carson)

The callmecarson by When_ January 6, 2021

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The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

The Calamari by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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