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The Calamari
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When you and your partner press
asshole
to
asshole
and both push at the same time so they suction
cup
together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the
calamari
and she
ripped
out some of my butthole
hair
The Calamari
by
Cliffypoo
June 21, 2017
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