The Blowhole 

A sexual act in where the male partner arrives in the belly button of the other half, and then goes on to slap the stomach with both hands, causing the semen to shoot into the air, landing wherever it may land.

Tariq - Hey babe, you wanna do “The Blowhole” tonight ?

Janey - Lets do it ! I hope it doesn’t hit the ceiling like last time...

The Blowhole by Lord Bing Bong July 26, 2020

spidomengeetus of the blowhole 

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

spidomengeetus of the blowhole by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

Fuck me in the Blowhole 

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

Fuck me in the Blowhole by Nick S December 5, 2004

Diflucous of the blowhole 

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

Diflucous of the blowhole by Luigi July 12, 2004

epizootics of the blowhole 

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

epizootics of the blowhole by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Diaflukis of the Blowhole

A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.

My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.

Diaflukis of the Blowhole by Seagulls are slightly better January 8, 2018

sockaritis of the blowhole 

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.

sockaritis of the blowhole by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016