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The Bishop

To gain pleasure from eating one's own cum.
His girlfriend left him after finding him doing the Bishop.
The Bishop by 69Publius69 January 30, 2024

The Bishop's School 

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, lots and lots of weed, and the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.
Bishop's? Isn't that like a school for ultrarich potheads or something?
The Bishop's School by yes February 2, 2005

The Bishop's School 

Just about the raddest school in Southern California ever. Rich kids school.
Dude, that skeezle goes to Bishop's. She must be super dank.
The Bishop's School by x January 9, 2005

the bishop get bashed 

When you do the naughty naughty at home with the Bishop.
Mr Philly said he was busy as it was time for the Bishop get bashed!

Said The Actress To The Bishop 

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy
(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!
Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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