To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004
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a synonym for the term "jerk off"
shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.
by tony January 24, 2004
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Managing to wack off to a nasty picture in order to get some red bull off a friend.
What the fuck?! Look at those saggy tits! I dare you to pull of the beating bishop, you'll get 10 red bulls!
by Father brokeback May 22, 2011
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Masturbing to an ugly picture in order to acquire any amount of Red Bull
Bro, check out this fucked up rack this girl just gave me a picture of. This is perfect to pull off the beating bishop, if you splooge you get my 6 pack of Red Bulls.
by Bishop Bull May 22, 2011
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