The Artice 

The Artice is a visual and musical artist out of Windsor Ontario, Canada. His local talent is very popular and he is a hip-hop creator from the underground rap group "The Expansion Family". With rap music he tries his hardest to be origional as he can coming up with new ideas and expressions of himself constantly. The rap group consists of four members (The Artice, Disciple-X, Insyght, and B More) and they work with many affiliates. Music from The Artice continues to be released daily.

The Artice hits: Agony(Virginity) ft. Lingo, Excuses Excuses ft. Lingo, Afro Phaze, Supa Steeze, Ensmoothiasm . . . etc.

The Artice by ExpansionFan May 5, 2011

Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

Max The Artichoke by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

read the article 

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.

Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!

read the article by GG Allin February 2, 2023

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic 

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic is a bITCH WHO DOSEN'T FINISH THE FMARONPA SCRIPT- /J

The definition of "bee the drippy polar bear of the artic...:"

"Hoe."
-Bee the drippy polar bear themselves

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic by Sprite Apples June 17, 2021

Carrying Ice to the artic 

The expression "carrying ice to the Arctic" is a metaphor that implies doing something unnecessary or redundant, much like trying to bring ice to a place where it is already abundant. It suggests that an action is pointless because the resources or elements involved are already present in excess. This phrase can be used to criticize efforts that are perceived as futile or to highlight inefficiency in a task.

My uncle Bob is always carrying ice to the artic.

Carrying Ice to the artic by Super22 November 3, 2024

The definite article 

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

The definite article by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

The Boomer article

The unnecessary and chronic addition of the word "the" in front of modern websites, apps, stores, or subcultures by older generations (usually Baby Boomers). This linguistic habit stems from a time when tech breakthroughs were physical objects (e.g., the television, the microwave, the internet). When applied to modern digital spaces, it instantly ages the speaker by 1000% and signals that they have absolutely no idea how the platform actually works.

Grandma: "Are you kids still posting videos of your cat on the TikTok?"

Me: "Grandma, please, it's just TikTok. Stop using the boomer article."

The Boomer article by Paleguardian September 13, 2026