the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year
9 the girls scream at the
top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a
green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the
word sex - god forbid. most girls
will probably remain a virgin for
life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst
man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low
life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.