Thanksism

A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.

Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.

Thanksism by Taige July 31, 2007

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Thanasis

A man of Greek origin. May own small islands in the Aegean and welcome visitors with exuberant declarations of 'Welcome to my island'. Thanasis is generous, fun-loving, romantic, sexy, a great lover and a true and loyal friend. Thanasis will lend you anything and try to procure anything you want that he doesn't have. Often quite hairy. Likes to party hard, love well and uses the word brave to mean big. A Thansis is a wonderful human being.

Girl 1: I met this awesome guy in Greece
Girl 2: Did he own the island?
Girl 1: Funnily enough he did!
Girl 2: He must have been Thanasis then!

Thanasis by Achanaich August 24, 2011