Old English spelling: Thanostheism
Branches: Old Thanostheism, Revised Thanosism
Noun: the practice and religious belief of which the mad titan Thanos is praised god. Thanosism have two main branches, Old Thanostheism and Revised Thanosism. Old Thanostheism believes in Thanos and only Thanos, while Revised Thanosism believes in Thanos, the all powerful god, and the Black Order, the apostles of Thanos.
Thanosism is the belief that Thanos, the mad titan of the marvel cinematic universe was correct in his belief that we needed to eliminate half of humanity so that the other half could prosper.
A man of Greek origin. May own small islands in the Aegean and welcome visitors with exuberant declarations of 'Welcome to my island'. Thanasis is generous, fun-loving, romantic, sexy, a great lover and a true and loyal friend. Thanasis will lend you anything and try to procure anything you want that he doesn't have. Often quite hairy. Likes to party hard, love well and uses the word brave to mean big. A Thansis is a wonderful human being.
Girl 1: I met this awesome guy in Greece Girl 2: Did he own the island?
Girl 1: Funnily enough he did!
Girl 2: He must have been Thanasis then!
tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.
To make somethinglook like Thanos by painting it purple and sometimes giving it a big chin
Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find thanosized shirts?"
Employee: "We have purple shirts over there" *points somewhere*
Customer: "Thank you, that does put a smile on my face"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*