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happier than a queer in a pickle factory
To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.
Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"
"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"
"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"
"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"
"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"
happier than a queer in a pickle factory by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019
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Than-Q • happier than a queer in a pickle factory • Better qualified than Donald Trump • Quicker than a dog • colder than Epstein in a quarter zip • you gotta be quicker than that buddy • nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc • .9.<.7.9.7.6.>The quiet choice you make may say more about your worth than your words do<.7.9.7.6.>.9. • Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. • Thanques
nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc
nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc by Axeolotl August 30, 2018
you gotta be quicker than that buddy
When thanos has all the stones and bane offers him peanuts. Thanos takes the peanuts and begins absorbing them, staring bain in the eyes and says “you gotta be quicker than that buddy”
you gotta be quicker than that buddy by MoldyMolson>FrostyMolson March 4, 2022
Quicker than a dog
Quicker than a dog by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
Better qualified than Donald Trump
A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
Better qualified than Donald Trump by doubleghost March 28, 2024
colder than Epstein in a quarter zip
Person 1: Yo you see that album wifebeater73 dropped?
Person 2: yeah that shit colder than Epstein in a quarter zip
Person 2: yeah that shit colder than Epstein in a quarter zip
colder than Epstein in a quarter zip by kirkinatir February 13, 2026
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