textured
textured by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017
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textured
The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.
Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
textured by LinleyGames June 25, 2023
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textured stranger
Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
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Textured Vagina
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SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)
SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) by ROCKARD November 8, 2020
neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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