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The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.
Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
by LinleyGames June 25, 2023
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