Textrubate

To Masturbate while Text messaging someone. If one is watching porn while masturbating and changing the video it can be quite difficult.

John: Hold on Katie, I'll brb
Katie: What are you gonna do?
John: Well I can't textrubate
Katie: Ewwww

John: Hey man whats up?
Joe: Can't textrubate ttyl
John: What a weirdo....

by JohnnnnyBOY September 14, 2009

Texturbation

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 15, 2018

texturbate

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public

Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.

by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

Textricate

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

by JBeeR December 17, 2008

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015