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Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.
Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.
Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

texturbate 

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
texturbate by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

Sexturbates 

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.
Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.
Sexturbates by kffluffy August 5, 2010

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.
"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"
Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

Nasturbate 

The act of napping before or after masturbation
Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.
Nasturbate by reninilenguini February 3, 2015

Texturbate 

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.
Texturbate by Noshedint March 16, 2018