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textretary
textretary by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009
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Textetary • textretary • textatary • Textratary • texttarded • Textatery • Texttardation • douche-textery • Text Tards • Text Retarded
Textratary
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
textretary
textretary by Anarino July 17, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2013
texttarded
One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016
douche-textery
People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
douche-textery by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010
Textatery
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.
Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
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