Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!

Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

textretary

A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.

Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.

by Anarino July 17, 2013

texttarded

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

by Mauimac March 7, 2016

douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010