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textretary 

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.
textretary by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

Textratary 

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!
Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Textetary by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

textretary 

A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.
Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.
textretary by Anarino July 17, 2013

Textaway 

Noun: A specific person who, if you choose to text with the intentions of hooking up or starting a relationship, would comply no matter what.
"Yo, this weird girl always flirts with me and texts me... I'm pretty sure all I'd have to do is ask and she'd be all over me."

"Dude, she's your textaway!"
Textaway by mrfirechops September 9, 2012

texttarded 

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.
texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016