textatary
When you are driving, or a different activity where you can't text a message yourself, you ask someone next to you to be your textatary and write it for you.
textatary by textaddict April 25, 2011
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textretary by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009
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Textratary
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
textretary
textretary by Anarino July 17, 2013
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Textaway
Noun: A specific person who, if you choose to text with the intentions of hooking up or starting a relationship, would comply no matter what.
"Yo, this weird girl always flirts with me and texts me... I'm pretty sure all I'd have to do is ask and she'd be all over me."
"Dude, she's your textaway!"
"Dude, she's your textaway!"
Textaway by mrfirechops September 9, 2012
texttarded
One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016
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