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textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.
textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Textaphrenia 

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia
Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009

Textaphernia 

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.
1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone
Textaphernia by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

textaplexy 

Textaplexy: a disease commonly found in 21st century teenagers, causing them to text and chat via (facebook, twitter, and tumblr). This causing usually regrettable and undesirable consequences the following day.
Brent suffering from a severe case of Textaplexy; had a severely regrettable discussion with Josiah about anal intercourse that night.
textaplexy by Disease master 12 January 10, 2013