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Textaphernia 

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.
1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone
Textaphernia by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014
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textophrenia 

when you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket even though it didn't
did my phone just vibrate?

no dude, u got textophrenia
textophrenia by emozlikepiez December 13, 2010

Textophrenia 

In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.
If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia
Textophrenia by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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