When you're talking to a guy or girl you met out or on a dating site and they never commit to plans, but continue to text you for small talk over a long period of time.
I think I'm being textzoned again. I met this guy off of okcupid...he texts me every day, but avoids making plans with me at all costs. Does he just want someone to talk to!?
Masterbationtechnique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.