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TextGoRed

The godliest pker of Battle.net Feared for his very own version of TPPK. His pk name AoP-TextGoRed also has a secret loot power if people use TPPK.
OMG TEXtGoReD OWNED me!! DAMN VEXAR!
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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textnore

to ignore via text message; shut down, reject
I tried hitting up Natalie, but she totally textnored me.
by Brent L September 5, 2007
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textzoned

When you're talking to a guy or girl you met out or on a dating site and they never commit to plans, but continue to text you for small talk over a long period of time.
I think I'm being textzoned again. I met this guy off of okcupid...he texts me every day, but avoids making plans with me at all costs. Does he just want someone to talk to!?
by MC-Hammer1 February 27, 2016
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textured

Having a texture other than smooth
You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮
by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017
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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
by bigantsavage June 9, 2017
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textcord

textcord is poop
by Bob the bobber July 26, 2022
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textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.
"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."
by Allyson W. January 22, 2009
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