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textzoned 

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When you're talking to a guy or girl you met out or on a dating site and they never commit to plans, but continue to text you for small talk over a long period of time.
I think I'm being textzoned again. I met this guy off of okcupid...he texts me every day, but avoids making plans with me at all costs. Does he just want someone to talk to!?
textzoned by MC-Hammer1 February 27, 2016
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Sextzoned 

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When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.
Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!
Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018
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tectoned

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When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.
gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

Tectoned

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A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.
"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"
Tectoned by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

taxizoned 

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that friend with a car that is so far below the friend zone that they drive girls they try to get with to other guys houses so they can get a root
he is taxizoned man he makes friend zone guys look like sluts
taxizoned by thefluffybunny February 26, 2015

Tectoned

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A term named after sexy af youtuber tectone. The term refers to someone who is getting terrible luck on a gacha game especially the weapon banner in genshin impact.
Fuck, I'm getting tectoned!
Tectoned by ShampooDrinker September 15, 2021

TextGoRed 

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The godliest pker of Battle.net Feared for his very own version of TPPK. His pk name AoP-TextGoRed also has a secret loot power if people use TPPK.
OMG TEXtGoReD OWNED me!! DAMN VEXAR!
TextGoRed by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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