Teves

a stupid guy who thinks he is intelligent but we all know that he is stupid.

Hey, look at that guy. He sure is a Teves

by weynard August 27, 2019

Teves

A stupid bitch who usually has a strange fetish with granny pussy.

Ay bro keep clear of that dude. Tyrone said he is a Teves.

by Dont be a Teves February 2, 2022

Teves Bills

are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill

Shameless and corrupt politicians will author Teves Bills just to please their stealing allies.

by modernongkatipunera August 18, 2022

fernando teves

to act as a total tool but also able to bo a badass bro while still banging all the girls in sight.

dude that fernando teves got 3 girls in one night.

by jakXIII January 10, 2012

Tedesco

A really hot, attractive guy

Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."

Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"

by MCACABKM August 16, 2018

Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

by comrade boco June 18, 2011

snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

by Mickey W. May 21, 2008