2 definitions by MCACABKM

A really hot, attractive guy
Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."

Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
by MCACABKM August 16, 2018
Person 1: "I've had so much fiber I have to go to the bathroom and make a grunty (take a dump)."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."
by MCACABKM August 16, 2018