20 definitions by Tha_Cuddla

on the prowl

when a human being or other life form proactively seeks out another for sexual gratification.

I am on the prowl 24/7. Even at the DMV or a rest stop.

by Tha_Cuddla April 19, 2004

the plunger effect

When you make love to a girl on her period, and it significantly lessens the duration of the menstruation.

Due to the plunger effect of my penis in her vagina, the sheets got ruined, but her period was over in 2 days instead of 5, so I got to have sex with my wife during the Superbowl.

by Tha_Cuddla February 9, 2004

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

TestIcicle

To test an icicle

Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by Tha_Cuddla February 9, 2004

nettin

Vulgar Slang a. The vulva. b. Sexual intercourse with a woman

Having recently broken up with his girlfriend, Archibald was on the prowl for nettin' once again.

by Tha_Cuddla February 9, 2004