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Vinny Testaverde  

Pronounced(Viny Testaver-day)
Football player who retired in 2008 and wanted to play for just about every team.
Too bad he only lasted 21 years
Vinny Testaverde = can play football forever, if forever is 21 years
Common Mispellings
Vinny Testaverday
Synonyms
Brett Favre
Antonyms
Knute Rockne

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.
Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Testaverticles 

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

Inny Testiverde 

It's wildcard weekend ' your team battled all year to earn their spot in the playoffs, the QB took a shit ton of Molly in pre game warm ups-, he goes to bang the water girl but can't get hard. She says "how can I get wet if you are gonna be a Iinny testieverde♤
This pussy can't perform with inny testiverde
Inny Testiverde by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

Testarded 

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.
"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"
Testarded by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Wendy Testaberger 

Season sixteen, episode: Butterballs
Wendy is known as Stan Marshs on and off girlfriend. She's a SJW and she got a teacher killed
"DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN BITCH OR ILL WHOOP YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS BACK TO NEXT YEAR"
Wendy Testaberger by CallMeParty September 9, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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