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Testaverde 

Look, he just pulled a Testaverde!
Testaverde by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Vinny Testaverde  

Pronounced(Viny Testaver-day)
Football player who retired in 2008 and wanted to play for just about every team.
Too bad he only lasted 21 years
Vinny Testaverde = can play football forever, if forever is 21 years
Common Mispellings
Vinny Testaverday
Synonyms
Brett Favre
Antonyms
Knute Rockne

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.
Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Testaverticles 

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

Inny Testiverde 

It's wildcard weekend ' your team battled all year to earn their spot in the playoffs, the QB took a shit ton of Molly in pre game warm ups-, he goes to bang the water girl but can't get hard. She says "how can I get wet if you are gonna be a Iinny testieverde♤
This pussy can't perform with inny testiverde
Inny Testiverde by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

Testarded 

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.
"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"
Testarded by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Wendy Testaberger 

Season sixteen, episode: Butterballs
Wendy is known as Stan Marshs on and off girlfriend. She's a SJW and she got a teacher killed
"DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN BITCH OR ILL WHOOP YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS BACK TO NEXT YEAR"
Wendy Testaberger by CallMeParty September 9, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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