12 definitions by Cunningest Linguist

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To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.
by Cunningest Linguist January 01, 2010
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A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.
Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.
by Cunningest Linguist May 07, 2006
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A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.
I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.
by Cunningest Linguist September 20, 2006
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A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.
The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.
by Cunningest Linguist May 07, 2006
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1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.

Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.
by Cunningest Linguist December 08, 2006
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