12 definitions by Cunningest Linguist
To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
by Cunningest Linguist January 01, 2010
by Cunningest Linguist May 21, 2006
A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.
Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.
by Cunningest Linguist May 07, 2006
A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.
by Cunningest Linguist September 20, 2006
by Cunningest Linguist May 07, 2006
by Cunningest Linguist September 26, 2006

