tend 

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

tend by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

Tend To The Axe Wound 

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

Tend To The Axe Wound by T-Roy October 10, 2005

Tend to the axe-wound 

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

Tend to the axe-wound by The Awesome February 5, 2005

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

tend to the taco by stressedisdessertbackwards April 5, 2017

tend my sheep 

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack

Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.

tend my sheep by Sheepyballs July 30, 2017

tend to your hen

to beat your meat in a niggerly way

Abdirazak: are u gonna tend to your hen tonight?

tend to your hen by Lil ozi vert October 16, 2017

Tend to my crops 

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

Tend to my crops by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025