Temping

Overcomplicating things
Replacing words to try and sound more intelligent

They are warmnice people with big hearts turns into "They're humid prepossessing Homo Sapeins with full sized aortic pumps" - Temping 2016

by xiaolon December 7, 2016

Temping

Tracking basal body temperature. One part of the FAM (Fertility Awareness Method) of birth control.

I bought my basal body thermometer and I’m going to start temping every morning!

by K. Bon July 1, 2020

Tempting the barracuda

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

by Cheeno t May 6, 2011

Tempting

A desire for something, or someone.

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!

by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tamping

Mad, furious, steaming

I was tamping, Dave spilt my pint!

by Joshua H Armstrong August 20, 2004

tempting

When you have a great desire for something.

Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!

by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012