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tempting
tempting by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013
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Tempting the barracuda
When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.
Tempting the barracuda by Cheeno t May 6, 2011
tempting the turtle
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
tempting the turtle by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009
tempting my nuptuals
Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
tempting my nuptuals by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
tempting fate
when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....
tempting fate by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010
tempting enough
tempting enough by realizing now May 7, 2022
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