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A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016
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n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?
tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011
Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
Tessa by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017
A Tessa Is a very caring girl who always has everyone's back. She thinks badly about herself but nobody is sure why. She is selfless and helpful. If a loved one needs her help she is the first one to be there, she is very appreciative of everything anybody gives her and cherishes it. She can be very shy/kept to herself at first but once you try to talk to her she loosens up and you'll be able to see her personality she has a great sense of humor but is modest about. Tessa's are great. If you hurt them it will just take an apology and they'll be okay.. they try not to hold grudges even though it can be difficult at times. love that for them.
brother: tessa's mad at me and won't talk to me what do i do??

mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
Tessa by lolbugvarchie May 23, 2019
Tessane is a very rare name but this person is very sweet. She is calm when she is by herself but if you trouble her she will get really mad. She will beat up anyone that troubles her. Tessane is a very special person.. so if you know any Tessane's you are very lucky 💖
Hi Tessane you're so beautiful.
tessane by Tessane June 8, 2020
a wonderful girl, loves to sing, is dorky at times but beautiful, if you ever date her never let her go, she will complete your life if you have a hole in your heart find Tessa
dude#1:"hey i met a girl named Tessa today we're seeing a movie on friday"

dude#2:"dude don't let her go i've heard she is incredible. so incredible that i might steal her from you so watch out"
Tessa by AnonomusGal99901 July 5, 2012
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