tessay

n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.

Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?

by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011

Tessay

An essay about the book "Tess of the D'urbervilles".

I was in the middle of a Tessay earlier when I decided to ring her.

by _Trilby March 31, 2009

Tessays

A blog about cool stuff that only someone named Tessa says. Also can be essays by someone named Tessa.

You're a loser 'cuz you never read any Tessays in yo LIFE!

by Tyberia276 October 10, 2010