she is the girl in every guys dream.. even though a lot of guys are crushing on her, she has her eyes set for that one guy. she is a truly gorgeous. her beautiful hair and amazing body is her best features.
by craxy78 January 20, 2018
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"Who's that?"
"That's Telsa!"
"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"
"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"
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"That girl is gorgeous!"
"Ya that's Telsa!"
"That girl is an amazing person!"
"She must be a Telsa!"
by Trevsbug October 20, 2013
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by Bolbolestanian January 6, 2019
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The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
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Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.
by CableHills September 29, 2008
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