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The bestestes most beautifulest wonderfulest girl in the world. her beauty is unmatched by anyone. she shines like a diamond in the sun, she is everything that you will never have, she has the body of a godess and a smile that could kill jews i love her unconditionally with all my heart!!!!!!!!!!
damn i wish i was Tessah!
Tessah by Kasey spencer July 28, 2010
Usually a short girl with no ass but big titties and a huge forehead. She is also very goofy and lovable.
Tessah is very funny.
Tessah by Tessah May 12, 2016
Tessah is a cute girl,almost funny,usually born between April to July,likes guys with abs,does what she wants before hearing opinion,likes guys with traditional english names e.g John,Charles etc
Tessah by Sir fresh af March 31, 2020
n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?
tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011
Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
Tessa by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017
A Tessa Is a very caring girl who always has everyone's back. She thinks badly about herself but nobody is sure why. She is selfless and helpful. If a loved one needs her help she is the first one to be there, she is very appreciative of everything anybody gives her and cherishes it. She can be very shy/kept to herself at first but once you try to talk to her she loosens up and you'll be able to see her personality she has a great sense of humor but is modest about. Tessa's are great. If you hurt them it will just take an apology and they'll be okay.. they try not to hold grudges even though it can be difficult at times. love that for them.
brother: tessa's mad at me and won't talk to me what do i do??

mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
Tessa by lolbugvarchie May 23, 2019
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