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Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.
Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.
Telise by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017
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A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016
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A very smart,creative,funny little girl. Teline brings sunshine in everyone lives. Most parents will name their children Amanda or Emily but Teline brings a lot spunk.Teline may not be a popular name to choose but it a unique name.

teline means strong and elegant
Celine: I'm jealous of the new girl.
Jojo:why?
Celine: i just read what Teline means on urban dictionary. Her named rocks compare to mine.
Jojo: yea it does.
Celine: HEY!
Teline by Gulian March 31, 2010
Fun loving adventurous person who builds walls to let only the serious ones in. Hates lack of attention and adores feeling loved. stands up for those she loves and is very stubborn. Don t mistake her aloofness for lack of compassion.
Omg, Telisha has such a fab dress sense!
Telisha by Miss p July 3, 2014
When you finally realise something after you’ve heard someone spill the tea.
Sarah told me that she had seen Lea leaving Adam’s house last night, that’s when I tealised that he had been cheating on me.
Tealise by Ivegotthatpipinghottea February 9, 2019

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008
drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.
Telisha has a Ghetto booty
Telisha by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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