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When you finally realise something after you’ve heard someone spill the tea.
Sarah told me that she had seen Lea leaving Adam’s house last night, that’s when I tealised that he had been cheating on me.
Tealise by Ivegotthatpipinghottea February 9, 2019
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Teamiseration

The feeling of disappointment and mental anguish upon discovering that one has finished their cup of tea without realising.
I thought I had some tea left, but to my teamiseration I found my cup already empty!
Teamiseration by Lloey May 18, 2009
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Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.
Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.
Telise by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017
Talise is known as a super pretty girl. And a hardworker at everything. Everyone loves her. Talise is amazing
Talise is a stud!
Talise by Talise June 29, 2017
Talise is a caring person who will do anything to help someone. She will always support you in every decision you make. She maybe cute but she can be a physco if you hurt any of her friends. She has the biggest heart. No matter how much you hurt her she will always forgive because she thinks everyone deserves chances and chances again. She is a loyal girl and loving girl so if you ever get a chance with a Talise don’t wreck it xx
Guy 1 ~ dude I heard what u did to Talise !

Guy 2 ~ I know , I feel terrible..

Guy 1 ~ well I’ve spoken to her and she said she doesn’t care how much you’ve hurt her she just wants you back

Guy 2 ~ I can’t ive been such a dick to her !

Guy 1 ~ Yeah you have !

Guy 2 ~ Hey Talise

Talise ~ omg , I missed you so much !

Guy 2 ~ but I ...

Talise ~ i don’t care , I love you and I want u back !

^^ Talise is too forgiving and that’s bad !
Talise by I got secrets 🤫 x April 12, 2019

Teamiseration

An English word referring to the moment where one lifts a cup of tea to ones mouth expecting a refreshing slurp of tea only to find the cup is empty.
I went to take a drink from my cup of tea, only to find I had none, the feeling of teamiseration was so immense and final
Teamiseration by Zombie_rick May 18, 2009

Tealized 

When you realize tea is being spilled
I finally tealized the rumors about Erika.
Tealized by asian244 July 2, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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