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Telekinesize 

I'm planning to telekinesize this keyboard to make you in the face.
Telekinesize by Mercrii June 15, 2010
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telekinesis 

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.
Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
telekinesis by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning
Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !
TelekinesisPort by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.
My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

telekinesis 

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976
Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
telekinesis by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

telekinesis 

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.
Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.
telekinesis by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Telekinesis 

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway
I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!
Telekinesis by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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